German Commercial

Funny commercial for Berlitz showing why you should improve your language skills...

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f_FFaOya5Nw

Funny stuff

• The thing you’re looking for is always found in the last place you look.
  

• What did the man who walked into a bar say? Ouch!
  
• Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  

• What are two things people never eat before breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
  
• Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!
  

• If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
  

• If we are the human race, then who is winning?
  
• If vegetarians eat vegetables then what on earth do humanitarians eat?!